So sometimes when I read profiles and they think they are being funny…I’m like…what? Did he just write that? That is soooo not funny. Like this one guy made a comment about his “special friend” and it was something about folding it over …and I was so turned off grossed out and annoyed that I wasted time reading it in the first place. Then there are those profiles where they are so funny but then you wonder…are they being too over the top because their personalities are too over the top crazy. Humor is really hard to read and only a few people are good at it….most of them professional writers.

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It seems many of my girl friends have stories to share about a single guy who doesn’t realize he’s doing or saying something that is not helping him to meet women. We call him the clueless guy. I once went on a blind date with a guy I met on match.com. After sharing a cocktail in the lounge of a nice hotel, he proceeded to lean back in his seat, raise his sweater and scratch his now protuding gut. Needless to say, the date ended soon afterwards. Below is a list of actions my girl friends and I have experienced on the first date with Mr. Clueless: - He mentions his ex-wife - He expects an open mouth kiss - He asks how much you weigh - He mentions the words blow and job in succession - He talks about his material possessions - He asks "What’s your deal?" - He texts you later that night for a booty call - He says he can’t wait to get home to rub lotion all over HIS body - He speaks with his mouth full - He loves to talk about himself - He doesn’t offer to pick up the check - He shows you pictures of himself

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Which brings me to the quintessential clueless male. One smart single woman in Toronto, Canada thought twice about responding to this clueless guy’s advances and released his voice messages on a public radio station. You won’t believe this guy! On that note, why are there so many self-help books on dating and so many love coaches yet all these guys are clueless when it comes to dating? (Some of these guys are in their 40s.) I think all the women are reading the self-help books and getting the coaching. All my girl friends agree, the MEN need help. They are taking bad advice or getting no advice. These guys need a dating coach. Coaching has a positive connotation for guys from a young age…sports. If they could look at a dating coach the same way as a sports coach, they would be more open to the idea. Working with a dating coach is not a sign of weakness, it is quite the opposite… a woman may love you for it!

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What if the statements singles often receive from married couples flipped? What would it sound like? In a weekly e-newsletter from editorial director, Kim Calvert of Singular magazine, she recently came across an article on Onely.org, a website that offers their perspectives on the single life. This particular posting was a parody of the statements that married couples often impose on their single friends – but in reverse. Besides being amusing, it does show the cultural bias against single people in our society. These sound ridiculous, but are very similar to what we often hear. Read them yourself and see what you think: “Don’t worry, you’ll get a divorce someday.” “Oh, you’re getting married? I’m so sorry?” “You’re so great – how come you’re still married?” “It’s OK to be married for a while, but eventually you need to grow up and become single.” “You’re so lucky to be married and not have as much responsibility.” “But don’t you feel bad not having a life, seeing as you’re married?” “When are you going to get a divorce?” “It’s so sad having to come home to a house with someone in it all the time.” “Well, I would’ve invited you to book group, except you’re married and I thought you wouldn’t want to be around all those happily single people.” “What’s a beautiful woman like you doing married?” It makes you stop and think doesn’t it? With a society where there are more singles than married couples over the age of 18, someday this may not be so ridiculous.

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